Sock Hoarding: A Diagnostic Guide

Warning: Sock hoarding is a serious condition.

Symptoms:

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Stages of Sock Hoarding:

  1. Acute Sock Acquisition Syndrome: The initial stages of hoarding.
  2. Chronic Sock Accumulation Syndrome: Long-term sock hoarding behavior.
  3. Terminal Sock Ennui: The final stages of sock hoarding.
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